For those who’re searching for some humorous cross sew patterns to sew on your snarkiest good friend (even when that’s you!) it’s worthwhile to take a look at Cross Sew Traveler on Etsy.
You’ve received to like a storefront the place the “snarky-funny” class is 560 objects deep (in comparison with a complete of 961 objects in the entire retailer as of this writing).
I couldn’t presumably offer you a full rundown within the few hundred phrases I’ve right here, however there’s a lot of enjoyable sweary, sarcastic, work humor and generalized snarkiness.
If there’s a cat concerned you realize I’ll discover it so I needed to share “She believed she may, however her cat was asleep on her lap so she didn’t.” This one options a terrific mix of sass, fairly flowers and a cat, and it additionally simply seems enjoyable to sew. It makes use of 11 colours in a dimension of 123 by 131 stitches. That comes out to eight.75 by 9.5 inches, or 22.3 by 23.8 cm on 14 rely material.
However after all there’s lot of different nice stuff past the snarky and humorous part, so let’s verify a few of that out, too.
Within the vacation part you’ll discover Christmas and Halloween patterns, and there’s nonetheless some snark in right here, in addition to cats in pumpkins and wrapped up in Christmas lights. There are fairly flowers and vegetation and some floral frames you should use to sew up your individual sentiments akin to a delivery or marriage ceremony announcement or simply add your individual textual content of no matter kind.
The quotes part overlaps a bit with snark (and also you’ll discover some enjoyable office humor right here if you wish to sew up one thing for a Secret Santa or different workplace present trade) but additionally has some candy and humorous content material. And the animals, birds and bugs part is crammed with cats, butterflies and bees, birds and different creatures (and even just a few canine).
Discover all this and extra on the Cross Sew Traveler’s web page on Etsy.
[Photo: Cross Stitch Traveler]
