I’m nonetheless tranced out on Montgomery’s card—the fashionable coloring, the thickness, the lettering, the print—and I instantly increase a fist as if to strike out at Craig and scream, my voice booming, “Nobody desires the fucking purple snapper pizza! A pizza must be yeasty and barely bready and have a tacky crust! The crusts listed below are too fucking skinny as a result of the shithead chef who cooks right here overbakes all the pieces! The pizza is dried out and brittle!”
Bot. Ask me if I’ve made any reservations. | Decide out
